Hall of Idiots

This page is dedicated to religious idiots everywhere who insist on spouting ridiculous ideas and opinions.


“The people who wrote the “Humanist Manifesto” and their pupils and their disciples are in charge of education in America today.” ~Pat Robertson

“We will be living through one of the most tumultuous periods of human history. When it is over, I am convinced God’s people will emerge victorious.” ~Pat Robertson

“We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren’t punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That’s war. And this is war.” ~ Ann Coulter

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“Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims.” ~ Ann Coulter

“If people read the Bible, they can’t be enslaved. You’ll never have a socialist government where everybody’s Christian.” ~Pat Robertson

“By the end of this decade, if we work and give and organize and train, the Christian Coalition will be the most powerful political organization in America.” ~Pat Robertson

“Being nice to people is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity, as opposed to other religions whose tenets are more along the lines of ‘kill everyone who doesn’t smell bad and doesn’t answer to the name Mohammed'” ~ Ann Coulter

“With all due respect to those dear people, my friend, God Almighty does not hear the prayer of a Jew.” ~ Bailey Smith

“Yes, religion and politics do mix. America is a nation based on biblical principles. Christian values dominate our government. The test of those values is the Bible. Politicians who do not use the bible to guide their public and private lives do not belong in office.” ~ Beverly LaHaye

“Don’t use the word ‘gay’ unless it’s an acronym for ‘Got Aids Yet'” ~ Bob Dornan

“The Constitution of the United States, for instance, is a marvelous document for self-government by the Christian people. But the minute you turn the document into the hands of non-Christian people and atheistic people they can use it to destroy the very foundation of our society. And that’s what’s been happening.” ~Pat Robertson

“Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It’s no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history.” ~Pat Robertson

“There should be absolutely no ‘Separation of Church and State’ in America.” ~ David Barton

“Sodomy is a graver sin than murder. – Unless there is life there can be no murder.” ~ David Trosch

“Behind this judicial wall of separation there is a tyranny of lies that will fall… I say to you, my friends, let it fall!” ~ Fob James

“A good butt-whipping and then a prayer is a wonderful remedy.” ~ Fob James

“If you got to castrate your miserable self with a piece of rusty barb wire, do it.” ~ Fred Phelps

“Hear the word of the LORD, America, fag-enablers are worse than the fags themselves, and will be punished in the everlasting lake of fire!” ~ Fred Phelps

“If anybody understood what Hindus really believe, there would be no doubt that they have no business administering government policies in a country that favors freedom and equality.” ~Pat Robertson

“The termites are in charge now, and that is not the way it ought to be, and the time has arrived for a godly fumigation.” ~Pat Robertson

“You telling these miserable, Hell-bound, bath house-wallowing, anal-copulating fags that God loves them!? You have bats in the belfry!” ~ Fred Phelps

“American Veterans are to blame for the fag takeover of this nation. They have the power in their political lobby to influence the zeitgeist, get the fags out of the military, and back in the closet where they belong!” ~ Fred Phelps

“Not only is homosexuality a sin, but anyone who supports fags is just as guilty as they are. You are both worthy of death.” ~ Fred Phelps

“We are engaged in a social, political, and cultural war. There’s a lot of talk in America about pluralism. But the bottom line is somebody’s values will prevail. And the winner gets the right to teach our children what to believe.” ~ Gary Bauer

“We have enough votes to run the country. And when the people say, “We’ve had enough,” we are going to take over.” ~Pat Robertson

“If Christian people work together, they can succeed during this decade in winning back control of the institutions that have been taken from them over the past 70 years.” ~Pat Robertson

“The long-term goal of Christians in politics should be to gain exclusive control over the franchise. Those who refuse to submit publicly to the eternal sanctions of God by submitting to His Church’s public marks of the covenant–baptism and holy communion–must be denied citizenship.” ~ Gary North

“This is God’s world, not Satan’s. Christians are the lawful heirs, not non-Christians.” ~ Gary North

“God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.” ~ George W. Bush

“Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.” ~ George W. Bush

“This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while.” ~ George W. Bush

“There is no such thing as separation of church and state in the Constitution. It is a lie of the Left and we are not going to take it anymore.” ~Pat Robertson

“I am not bound by any case or any court to which I myself am not a party.” ~Pat Robertson

“When science and the Bible differ, science has obviously misinterpreted its data.” ~ Henry Morris

“We had lost the fight for the preservation of the white race until God himself intervened in earthly affairs with AIDS to rescue and preserve the white race that he had created…. I praise God all the time for AIDS.” ~ J. B. Stoner

“AIDS is a racial disease of Jews and Niggers, and fortunately it is wiping out the queers. I guess God hates queers for several reasons. There is one big reason to be against queers and that is because every time some white boy is seduced by a queer into becoming a queer, means his white bloodline has run out.” ~ J. B. Stoner

“Those who control the access to the minds of children will set the agenda for the future of the nation and the future of the western world.” ~ James Dobson

“State Universities are breeding grounds, quite literally, for sexually transmitted diseases (including HIV), homosexual behavior, unwanted pregnancies, abortions, alcoholism, and drug abuse.” ~ James Dobson

“I am absolutely persuaded one of the reasons so many lesbians are at the forefront of the pro-choice movement is because being a mother is the unique characteristic of womanhood, and these lesbians will never be mothers naturally, so they don’t want anybody else to have that privilege either.” ~Pat Robertson

“I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that’s the way it is, period.” ~Pat Robertson

“Today’s children… They’re damned. They’re gone.” ~ James Dobson

“The Christian community has a golden opportunity to train an army of dedicated teachers who can invade the public school classrooms and use them to influence the nation for Christ.” ~ James Kennedy

“We don’t have to protect the environment, the Second Coming is at hand.” ~ James Watt

“We are to make Bible-obeying disciples of anybody that gets in our way.” ~ Jay Grimstead

“The New York Times and Washington Post are both infested with homosexuals themselves. Just about every person down there is a homosexual or lesbian.” ~ Jesse Helms

“All Latins are volatile people. Hence, I was not surprised at the volatile reaction.” ~ Jesse Helms

“Your tax dollars are being used to pay for grade-school classes that teach our children that cannibalism, wife-swapping and murder of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior.” ~ Jesse Helms

“We have a court that has essentially stuck its finger in God’s eye. We have insulted God at the highest levels of our government. Then, we say, “Why does this happen?” It is happening because God Almighty is lifting His protection from us.” ~Pat Robertson

“NOW is saying that in order to be a woman, you’ve got to be a lesbian.” ~Pat Robertson

“Homosexuals are weak, morally sick wretches.” ~ Jesse Helms

“The Media is ruled by Satan. But yet I wonder if many Christians fully understand that. Also, will they believe what the Media says, considering that its aim is to steal, kill, and destroy?” ~ Jimmy Swaggart

“Civilized people – Muslims, Christians, and Jews – all understand that the source of freedom and human dignity is the Creator.” ~ John Ashcroft

“The Court, by seeking to equate Christianity with other religions, merely assaults the one faith. The Court in essence is assailing the true God by democratizing the Christian religion.” ~ John Whitehead

“Today we are engaged in a final, all-out battle between Communistic Atheism and Christianity.” ~ Joseph McCarthy

“I would like to outlaw contraception…contraception is disgusting – people using each other for pleasure.” ~ Joseph Scheidler

“I’m an old-fashioned woman. Men should take care of women, and if men were taking care of women today, we wouldn’t have to vote.” ~ Kay O’Connor

“We need a legal strategy which protects the rights of those of us who hold Christian convictions which will afford us the opportunity to contend once again for the mind of this culture.” ~ Keith A. Fournier

“I want to coin a phrase here, and I don’t mind help. What would be the communication version of ‘ethnic cleansing’? Because that’s what in particular the homosexual activists try to do.” ~ Laura Schlessinger

“Many of those people involved with Adolph Hitler were Satanists. Many of them were homosexuals. The two things seem to go together.” ~Pat Robertson

“Many observers say that AIDS is the hammer and gun of the homosexual movement, an effective vehicle to propel the homosexual agenda throughout every phase of our society.” ~Pat Robertson

“I have known few homosexuals who did not practice their tendencies. Such people are sinning against God and will lead to the ultimate destruction of the family and our nation. I am unalterably opposed to such things, and will do everything I can to restrict the freedom of these people to spread their contagious infection to the youth of our nation.” ~Pat Robertson

“We can change education in America if you put Christian principles in and Christian pedagogy in. In three years, you would totally revolutionize education in America.” ~Pat Robertson

“There needs to be some kind of protection for the minority which the white people represent now, a minority, and they need and have a right to demand a protection of their rights.” ~Pat Robertson

“When I said during my presidential bid that I would only bring Christians and Jews into the government, I hit a firestorm. ‘What do you mean?’ the media challenged me. ‘You’re not going to bring atheists into the government? How dare you maintain that those who believe in the Judeo-Christian values are better qualified to govern America than Hindus and Muslims?’ My simple answer is, ‘Yes, they are.'” ~Pat Robertson

“Better a pink bottom than a black soul.” ~ Lester Roloff

“George Bush was not elected by a majority of the voters in the United States, he was appointed by God.” ~ Lt. Gen. William G. Boykin

“There were no politics to polarize us then, to magnify every slight. The “negroes” of Washington had their public schools, restaurants, bars, movie houses, playgrounds and churches; and we had ours.” ~ Pat Buchanan

“It is deeply troubling to have an appointed, unelected commission remove an elected official from office [Roy Moore]. The Court of Judiciary has overturned an election and crushed the democratic process through their actions.” ~ Patrick Mahoney

“I think that actually AIDS is a guardian. That is I think it was sent, if you would, about forty years ago, to destroy Western civilization unless we change our sexual ways. So it’s really a Godsend.” ~ Paul Cameron

“Homosexuality is a crime against humanity.” ~ Paul Cameron

“Unless we get medically lucky, in three or four years, one of the options discussed will be the extermination of homosexuals.” ~ Paul Cameron

“I want you to just let a wave of intolerance wash over. I want you to let a wave of hatred wash over you. Yes, hate is good…Our goal is a Christian nation. We have a biblical duty, we are called by God to conquer this country. We don’t want equal time. We don’t want pluralism.” ~ Randall Terry

“Our goal must be simple. We must have a Christian nation built on God’s law, on the ten Commandments. No apologies.” ~ Randall Terry

“I don’t think Christians should use birth control. You consummate your marriage as often as you like – and if you have babies, you have babies.” ~ Randall Terry

“When I, or people like me, are running the country, you’d better flee, because we will find you, we will try you, and we’ll execute you. I mean every word of it. I will make it part of my mission to see to it that they are tried and executed.” ~ Randall Terry

“They would have us believe that Islam is just as good as Christianity. Christianity was founded by the virgin-born son of God, Jesus Christ. Islam was founded by Muhammad, a demon-possessed pedophile who had 12 wives, the last one of which was a nine-year-old girl.” ~ Jerry Vines

“If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual [Gay] sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything!” ~ Rick Santorum

“As the church watches from the sidelines, the ungodly elect atheists and homosexuals to school boards and legislatures to enact policies and laws that destroy our Christian children and discriminate against Christian families.” ~ Robert Simonds

“Atheistic secular humanists should be removed from office and Christians should be elected…Government and true Christianity are inseparable.” ~ Robert Simonds

“We’ll take away their power and their money. Money comes from students. We’ll break their backs by taking 24 million kids out of the public schools.” ~ Robert Simonds

“Raising your children under Americanism or any other principles other than true Christianity is child abuse.” ~ Robert T. Lee

“You do not have the right to be wrong, regardless of what any man-made or demonic charter says.” ~ Robert T. Lee

“Democracy originated in the mind of a rational being who has the deepest hatred for God.” ~ Robert T. Lee

“Do you realize that the only thing that gives democracy existence is sin? The absence of democracy is perfect obedience to god.” ~ Robert T. Lee

“The best way to insure the earth is never over populated is for sensible and righteous governments to clear all forms of atheism and heresy.” ~ Robert T. Lee

“For the first time ever, everything is in place for the Battle of Armageddon and the Second Coming of Christ.” ~ Ronald Reagan

“If they want to get the Commandments, they’re going to have to get me first.” ~ Roy Moore

“Worship With Your Vote” ~ Roy Moore

“Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.” ~ Rush Limbaugh

“If you commit a crime, you’re guilty.” ~ Rush Limbaugh

“There is only one way to get rid of nuclear weapons… use them” ~ Rush Limbaugh

“Anybody that believes in separation of church and state needs to leave right now.” ~ Star Parker

“The demise of our community and culture is the fault of sissified men who have been overly influenced by women.” ~ Tony Evans

“The ‘wall of separation between church and state’ is a metaphor based on bad history, a metaphor which has proved useless as a guide to judging. It should be frankly and explicitly abandoned.” ~ William Rehnquist

“Oh, you’re one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How’s that? Why don’t you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better than to put me down, you piece of garbage. You have got nothing to do today, go eat a sausage and choke on it.” ~ Michael Savage

“We’re fighting against humanism, we’re fighting against liberalism…we are fighting against all the systems of Satan that are destroying our nation today…our battle is with Satan himself.” ~ Jerry Falwell

“AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharoah’s chariotters.” ~ Jerry Falwell

“If you’re not a born-again Christian, you’re a failure as a human being.” ~ Jerry Falwell

“The Islamic people, the Arabs, were the ones who captured Africans, put them in slavery, and sent them to America as slaves. Why would the people in America want to embrace the religion of slavers?” ~ Pat Robertson

“I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that’s the way it is, period.” ~ Pat Robertson

“Homosexuals want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers.” ~ Pat Robertson

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